Hellllllooooooo, everyone!!!
I'm back from Spring Break in Texas...and recovering from my 10 day food coma. Starting to feel the circulation in my extremeties again. I felt like I gained 10 pounds...but, alas, only two. I have SO much to tell you about...my break up with a friend over the Olive Garden, an ode to milk, how I almost mowed down the Chick-fil-A mascot, some completely useless trivia about your pie hole, and the person I'd most want to stalk if given a plane ticket and camo gear. It's coming in the next 72 hours, so please stay tuned. In the meantime, I'd like to offer Exhibit A of how I behaved the last few days: